Why do I have to throw the trash

You know its a very easy job to throw the trash but some times it can be a big pain in the you know what. I do not mind doing it but it can be a problem if get lazy or just plain forget about it. Who's job is it anyway? I mean its everybody's garbage in the house should it not be everybody's job. In my house it some how got designated to be my job even though I work hard on my job I still have to come home and throw trash that accumulation all day and I had nothing to do with.

One time I went to work and the trash was at a low level and I got a call from complaining that I had not throw the trash and it was way over filled. My only defense is that I am working not making no trash and I not going to leave work just to throw some trash just because everybody else in the household refuses to throw it. I do have to admit that sometimes that the trash is throw by other members of the house hold but I here about how they had to do my jobs and they understand how I work all day but I should still be able to do this one little job. Trash is not my only choir, i have to trim the hedges and mow the lawn and of course most of the bills. No only that I also do most of the grocery shopping. Because I know how to shop more cheaply and still get good stuff better than any body else in the house.

What does my job as the trash man of the household entail. Well lets see first you have to make sure you have trash bags. I usually look for the cheapest ones at a Big Log or a Wall Mart. i get the kind with 100 bags so I don't have keep buying them. Once I know I have enough bags I go from room to room and gather all the trash and make sure its in the trash cans before gathering all the bags and throwing the bags away. Each day I make my delivery to the big Trash can back outside and usually I creep around the house to make the transfer from house to big trash can. Its not that hard of job but I the one that has to do it. Not so hard but really a big pain. Do you think you can handle this job probably if you can stand trash.

The big event or Trash day is on Tuesdays in our Neighbor hood. You can get all the trash put in the Big Bin on Monday and get it ready for Tuesday Morning. The Trash Bins have will and I push it out to the alley and have some arrows pointing at the street to make sure the Garbage Men throw my trash away. Put the arrow in the wrong direction and you trash Will be left behind. My smell some but so far I have a perfect track record and have never missed that up. I have however forgotten that it was Tuesday and Forgot the trash. I might remember will I am a work but I not going to drive back home. You know gas is way to high. Every other week is Recycle Bin day and I never know what week they come so I always put both Bins out in the back alley. My neighbors seem to not know also because most of them do the same. Now you know what I have to go threw every week. I guess I am stuck with Trash the rest of my life.

Some weeks we have tons of trash. I mean we have so much trash that our Trash cans are all full. The big one in the back is full and all the trash Cans it the house are full. No what I am asking here is how do you get rid of all this trash is there is no more room in the trash at your home. You know this has happen to you at some time in your life, like Christmas or Birthday parties or when the family gets together. Its just like trying to get rid of nuclear waste you have to be created to get rid of it without stinking up the house.

Top Ten ways to Get Rid of Your Trash

10. Take a trip to the Dump.

9. Put the Trash in the trunk of your Car.

8. Bury the trash in the Back Yard

7. Put the Trash on your Neighbors door ( the one you hate)

6. Pay a company to get rid of it.

5 Take the Trash and put it in your neighbors trash bins late at night

4. Drive the Trash to the closest Business and use their Trash Bin

3. Put a ad in Craig's List for free items to pickup

2 Stack up the Trash around you trash bin and hope the wind does not come

1. Just throw the trash in you Neighbors Back Yards. (shred any evidence)

What do you do when you run out of trash bags, the first thing I do is look for grocery bags that where used when I bought some groceries for the house. If I cannot find any of those bags I look for paper sacks. Most cities used to supply your garbage bags but stopped doing that and brought everybody those big Green Trash Containers with the two wheels in front. Which I think was a great idea because it eliminates all that plastic we use for trash bags. Some cities are now banning the use of trash bags completely from being user for trash. I myself have always preferred paper bags over plastic because they are better for disposal but you know I really do not like throwing the trash anyway.